I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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