I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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