i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You can't just leave with hair like that
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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