im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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