Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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