So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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