Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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