do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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