he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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