Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
