perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
it was like eating out sand paper
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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