quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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