Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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