we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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