i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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