? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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