ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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