The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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