Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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