Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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