I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize