Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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