They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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