we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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