If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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