Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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