it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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