Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Someone signed my nipple.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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