his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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