Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Randomize
