I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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