I cockslap morals
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I have post one night stand depression
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