He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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