He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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