Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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