i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
false alarm, still single
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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