Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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