Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Randomize
