Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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