ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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