yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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