my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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