Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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