Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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