last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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