I don't usually arrange sex via text message
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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