Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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