the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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