is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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