we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
