Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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