woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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