Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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