that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There was a lot of him and a little penis
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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