White coat. Heels.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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